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Narendra Modi gets known as "FEKU" - the bluffer in Cyber Space
Narendra Modi now is fast losing his reputation and gaining a tag of "FEKU" in Gujaratis and outsiders. Here is why.
1. Farmers will have Petrol in their taps was what he said. Forget Petrol, there is not even water in Gujarat.
2.GSPC has discovered India's largest Gas find. Well 12,000 Cr of public money wasted and not a single cubic meter of Gas discovered.
3. Narmada Canal will be finished 100% by 2011. Well its 2013 buddy and we are only 35% done on Canal work.
4. GCCI Small Business Awards will be an annual affair. This was announced at GMDC ground in 2011. After 2011 annoucement, no new awards
5. iCreate Incubation Center will be World Class. N. R Narayan Murthy got cheated as the 150 Cr incubation center is nowhere in sight but CM has finished and move into his lavish Rs. 150 Cr new office which got finished in 1 year time.
6. Vibrant Gujarat Projects MoUs are a joke in itself. Of the proposed over Rs 12 lakh crore ($240 billion) worth of investments committed during the 2009 edition of the Vibrant Gujarat show,only a meagre 5% of big projects (Rs 62,622 crore worth) have progressed beyond the MoU stage with the remaining investments so far being nothing better than scraps of paper.
7. Sabarmati Riverfront will have boats and watersports. Well - forget boats and watersports, right now even before project compleition it has only and only sewage water and filth.
8. In 2004, Modi inaugurated the Kalpasar project in Bhavnagar and announced that it was estimated to cost about Rs 54,000 crore. This project envisages the construction of a 64-km dam across the Gulf of Khambhat. Modi claimed that this dream project would be completed in record time. This is in pre-feasibility stage
9. Fedra International Airport will be Asias best and biggest was an annoucement made in Vibrant Gujarat 2005. Based on this lot of land pockets around Dholera and Bagodara got acquired by Babus and sold at high prices. Now investors are stuck. Forget best or biggest, there is not even approval for the same. It just remains a dream now.
10. Last is the biggest joke of century. Modi says - I am a Common Man. Well - well, 150 Cr office with monthly electrcity bill itself Rs. 1 Lakh, Z+ Security, Designer clothing, less and less time in Assembly, running away from debate in assembly, engaging media agents for Public PR, 3D nautankis, yatras on public expense.. And still a common man? - Wah Wah...
If you have a better 'FEKU' please list few names here. Modi has no competition here till date
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Ek din #Feku Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ka Bachcha' Mara Gaya
Narendra Modi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ka Bachcha' Mara Gaya...!
#Feku driver se: "Jao iske malik ka pata karo...
" Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen
thi...!!!
Feku " Ye kya hai..." ???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage... Aur Mithai
baatne lage..." !!!
Feku : "Magar kyu..." ???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Feku ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ka Bachcha Mar Gaya Hai..." !!!
Reporter to #FEKU : Friendship day.
Reporter to #FEKU : Today is Friendship day. What will you do?
#FEKU : Teen Char aur logo se Dushmani kar lunga!
Terrorists kidnapped #Feku and his team
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi. Suddenly, a man knocks on the
"Terrorists have kidnapped #Feku and his team and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them in petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, collecting donations".
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks...
The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."
Feku in Church
Feku in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it Mr. Feku?Feku : Father, I slept with my best friends wife
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Sushma from Gary Apartment?
Feku : No Father?
Father : Meenakshi from Palm Garden?
Feku : No
Father : Smitri from Vila Building?
Feku runs out of the church & meets Rahul
Feku : Did you confess?
Rahul: No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...
Moral:
Feku will always be Feku.
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did fora living?
mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes to music in front of other
men and they put money in his purse Sometimes, if
the offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the BJP Party is helping to get Feku and BJP elected in 2014 elections, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids..
Shaktiman
Hamare desh me 15% aise log hai, Jinhe sirf feku me hi bhavishya (future) nazar ata hai
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Yeh wahi log hai joh bachapan me chatt (Roof) se isliye kood jaya karte the ki shaktiman unhe bachane ayega...!! -
Two Things are impossible at least Next 10 years:
Two Things are impossible at least Next 10 years:
1} Me Becoming the CM of UP And
2} Shri Narendra Modi becoming the PM of INDIA
A PIG goes to GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD
A PIG goes to GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD
animal on earth.
It came out shouting angrily.... " Oye!!!
ye #feku kaun hai be ... ?? "
Ek baar ek =KHAAJPAYI = America se apni MAA ko phone karta hai...
KHAAJPAYI: Maa mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai,
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MAA: Tu wapas mat aana beta,
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KHAAJPAYI: Kyun MAA ?
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MAA: agar tu wapas aaya to teri BIWI ko AIDS hoga,,,teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko hoga,,,tere BHAI se NAUKRAANI ko hoga,,,NAUKRAANI se tere PAPA ko hoga,,,tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko hoga,,,teri MAUSI se tere MAUSA ko hoga,,,fir tere MAUSA se mujhe hoga,,,MUJHSE hamare DRIVER ko hoga,,,hamare DRIVER se teri BEHEN ko hoga,,,aur agar teri BEHEN ko ho gaya to SAARE GAON ko ho jayega !
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Tujhe BHAGWAAN ka vasta saare gaon ko bacha le beta...MAT AANA.
Feku's PA was writing something very slowly.
Reporter asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?PA: "I'm writing to Feku, he can't read very fast.
RAHUL BABA aur #Feku ka interview chal raha tha:
RAHUL BABA se:.
Q:- Padhayi ?
A:- BA.
Q:- Pakistan kab bana ?
A:- Koshis pehle se jaari thi par 1947 mein.
Q:- India ka PM kaun hai ?
A:- Bahut aaye-gaye hai lekin ab Dr. Manmohan Singh hai.
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#Feku YE SAB SUN RAHA THA, USNE TEENO ANSWER YAAD KAR LIYE
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Q:- Naam ?
A:- BA.
Q:- Kab paida huye ?
A:- Koshis pehle se jaari thi par 1947 mein.
Q:- Baap ka naam ?
A:- BAHUT AAYE-GAYE HAI LEKIN AB DR. MANMOHAN SINGH HAIN.
Feku to his supporter
Feku: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Supporter: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Ban English
Reporter : What did Rajnath mean when he said "BAN ENGLISH"?
#FEKU : He wanted me to stop tweeting in English and only tweet in Sanskrit.
When Feku falls sick
#FEKU says, when I fall sick, I pick up few bad cells from my body and send them to doctor for checkup and get them repaired.
Height Of Social Networking:
Feku's facebook status: I'm online from bjp office toilet ..!! .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..Rajnath commented on status:''come out fast, I'm getting emergency!!''
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