Feku in Church

Feku in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it Mr. Feku?
Feku : Father, I slept with my best friends wife
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Sushma from Gary Apartment?
Feku : No Father?
Father : Meenakshi from Palm Garden?
Feku : No
Father : Smitri from Vila Building?
Feku runs out of the church & meets Rahul
Feku : Did you confess?
Rahul: No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...

Moral:
Feku will always be Feku.

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did fora living?

All the typical answers came up - fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.

However, little Kapil was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes to music in front of other
men and they put money in his purse Sometimes, if
the offer is really good, he will go home with some
guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Kapil aside.

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the BJP Party is helping to get Feku and BJP elected in 2014 elections, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids..

Shaktiman

Hamare desh me 15% aise log hai, Jinhe sirf feku me hi bhavishya (future) nazar ata hai
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Yeh wahi log hai joh bachapan me chatt (Roof) se isliye kood jaya karte the ki shaktiman unhe bachane ayega...!! -