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Narendra Modi gets known as "FEKU" - the bluffer in Cyber Space
Narendra Modi now is fast losing his reputation and gaining a tag of "FEKU" in Gujaratis and outsiders. Here is why.
1. Farmers will have Petrol in their taps was what he said. Forget Petrol, there is not even water in Gujarat.
2.GSPC has discovered India's largest Gas find. Well 12,000 Cr of public money wasted and not a single cubic meter of Gas discovered.
3. Narmada Canal will be finished 100% by 2011. Well its 2013 buddy and we are only 35% done on Canal work.
4. GCCI Small Business Awards will be an annual affair. This was announced at GMDC ground in 2011. After 2011 annoucement, no new awards
5. iCreate Incubation Center will be World Class. N. R Narayan Murthy got cheated as the 150 Cr incubation center is nowhere in sight but CM has finished and move into his lavish Rs. 150 Cr new office which got finished in 1 year time.
6. Vibrant Gujarat Projects MoUs are a joke in itself. Of the proposed over Rs 12 lakh crore ($240 billion) worth of investments committed during the 2009 edition of the Vibrant Gujarat show,only a meagre 5% of big projects (Rs 62,622 crore worth) have progressed beyond the MoU stage with the remaining investments so far being nothing better than scraps of paper.
7. Sabarmati Riverfront will have boats and watersports. Well - forget boats and watersports, right now even before project compleition it has only and only sewage water and filth.
8. In 2004, Modi inaugurated the Kalpasar project in Bhavnagar and announced that it was estimated to cost about Rs 54,000 crore. This project envisages the construction of a 64-km dam across the Gulf of Khambhat. Modi claimed that this dream project would be completed in record time. This is in pre-feasibility stage
9. Fedra International Airport will be Asias best and biggest was an annoucement made in Vibrant Gujarat 2005. Based on this lot of land pockets around Dholera and Bagodara got acquired by Babus and sold at high prices. Now investors are stuck. Forget best or biggest, there is not even approval for the same. It just remains a dream now.
10. Last is the biggest joke of century. Modi says - I am a Common Man. Well - well, 150 Cr office with monthly electrcity bill itself Rs. 1 Lakh, Z+ Security, Designer clothing, less and less time in Assembly, running away from debate in assembly, engaging media agents for Public PR, 3D nautankis, yatras on public expense.. And still a common man? - Wah Wah...
If you have a better 'FEKU' please list few names here. Modi has no competition here till date
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Ek din #Feku Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ka Bachcha' Mara Gaya
Narendra Modi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ka Bachcha' Mara Gaya...!
#Feku driver se: "Jao iske malik ka pata karo...
" Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen
thi...!!!
Feku " Ye kya hai..." ???
Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage... Aur Mithai
baatne lage..." !!!
Feku : "Magar kyu..." ???
Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Feku ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ka Bachcha Mar Gaya Hai..." !!!
Reporter to #FEKU : Friendship day.
Reporter to #FEKU : Today is Friendship day. What will you do?
#FEKU : Teen Char aur logo se Dushmani kar lunga!
Terrorists kidnapped #Feku and his team
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament, Delhi. Suddenly, a man knocks on the
"Terrorists have kidnapped #Feku and his team and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them in petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, collecting donations".
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks...
The man replies, "Roughly 2 litres."
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