Two Things are impossible at least Next 10 years:
1} Me Becoming the CM of UP And
2} Shri Narendra Modi becoming the PM of INDIA
Two Things are impossible at least Next 10 years:
Two Things are impossible at least Next 10 years:
1} Me Becoming the CM of UP And
2} Shri Narendra Modi becoming the PM of INDIA
A PIG goes to GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD
A PIG goes to GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD
animal on earth.
It came out shouting angrily.... " Oye!!!
ye #feku kaun hai be ... ?? "
Ek baar ek =KHAAJPAYI = America se apni MAA ko phone karta hai...
KHAAJPAYI: Maa mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai,
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MAA: Tu wapas mat aana beta,
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KHAAJPAYI: Kyun MAA ?
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MAA: agar tu wapas aaya to teri BIWI ko AIDS hoga,,,teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko hoga,,,tere BHAI se NAUKRAANI ko hoga,,,NAUKRAANI se tere PAPA ko hoga,,,tere PAPA se teri MAUSI ko hoga,,,teri MAUSI se tere MAUSA ko hoga,,,fir tere MAUSA se mujhe hoga,,,MUJHSE hamare DRIVER ko hoga,,,hamare DRIVER se teri BEHEN ko hoga,,,aur agar teri BEHEN ko ho gaya to SAARE GAON ko ho jayega !
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Tujhe BHAGWAAN ka vasta saare gaon ko bacha le beta...MAT AANA.
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